>The Funnies

>So this morning Jack was talking about a picture he saw on the computer when he was almost two… and he was wondering where Elsie was.  I told him, “She wasn’t born yet!  She wasn’t even in my tummy yet!”

He thought for a bit then said, “Oh.  But I was hatched, right?”  I laughed so hard.  “Yes, Jack.  You were hatched.”

What’s in Your Pocket?

 

Well, at the end of the day I picked up Jack’s shorts and thought they felt pretty, um, heavy.  So, I emptied his pockets to find this treasure trove!  Money, chains, nails, sticks, a sock, a rock, keys… wow.  And all day I was wondering why his pants kept falling down!  That boy’s sweet spot is shiny things.  The paper money is pretend, by the way.  He rolls it up really small.  The keys are his, because our real ones kept disappearing.  So, Grandma Weldon made him his own set of old defunct keys.  That, my friend, is a look into Jack’s pockets.

>Girlfriends?

>This morning Jack says to me, “Can you take me back to Grandma Weldon’s house?  I want to see all my girlfriends!”
“Your girlfriends?” I asked.
“Yes!  The ones with the hammock.  They have blue hairs and purple hairs.  They were very beautiful.”
I laughed out loud!  A few weeks ago we were there for Heidi’s birthday and her friends were there.  I don’t recall their hair color being what he described, but they did push him in the hammock!  So cute.  However, I think 4 years old is a little too early to have girlfriends. =)